25 January 2006

Here's my thought of the day for everyone:

If you think that getting soap in your eye is where it's at, you haven't lived until you get St. Ives Apricot Scrub in your eye.

There's nothing quite like feeling the little chunks of grit under your eyelid to make you want to yell out "Oh yeah, world! I'm ready for another fun day!!".

Screw you St. Ives. That hurt like a %#$@. Put a frickin warning on the bottle or something. "Warning: Keep product out of eyes unless you are planning to have them removed anyhow. Idiot."

10 comments:

Krista Leddy said...

I'm a First Aider! Do you require assistance?

KimLiving said...

Yes. I've exfoliated my eyeball and I'm too stupid to get up.

Liam J. said...

No, wait, aren't you supposed to rap on her collarbone first?

Anonymous said...

I would also suggest a wanring not to eat the product. Or light it on fire and throw the flaming St. Ives napalm on household pets.

Liam J. said...

Is that what happened with Boots, Cliff?

Krista Leddy said...

To Liam: I am actually supposed to take charge of the scene first. And, as she is obviously conscious, rapping on her collarbone would only cause her more discomfort.

DON'T RUB YOUR EYE! I SAID DON'T!! QUIT IT!!!!

Helen Mueller said...

why is it that when I hear a story like this that my eyes start to tear up?

Anonymous said...

BOOTS DIED IN AN ACCIDENT, GOT IT? AN ACCIDENT!

Liam J. said...

Possibly a St. Ives Flaming Furball accident?

Anonymous said...

I have absolutely NO idea of what you could possibly be speaking. None.

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