04 January 2007

If I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my hand, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
If I think it's mine, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it's broken, it's yours!

(Anybody else going crazy because of siblings picking on each other??)


Liam J. said...

I read the text and I thought I'd seen something like that on marriage as well. I like it better for kids, though. More appropriate and less sexist.

Very funny, probably moreso for the frustration.

Shiny Beamer said...

Oh my, YES! I have been dealing with a lot of this over here.

These kids need to go back to SCHOOL!!!

domesticvixen said...


Can't wait for school to start. Oi.

El Cliff said...

It reminds me of my childhood. god, I was a horrible human being to my sisters. Oh well, it toughened them up, dammit!

domesticvixen said...

El Cliff sounds so very bland. It should be "El Cliffo! Saviour of the Zucchinni people!"

KimProbable said...

Whatever his name is, I think he needs a BLOG since he has internet access at HOME now.

El Cliff said...

I don't enjoy zucchini. I would actually just watch them be slaughtered, and 'el Cliffo, Observer of the Massacre of the Zucchini People', just doesn't have that ring to it. Therefore, it cannot be el Cliffo.

Liam J. said...

Actually, I like that.

'el Cliffo, Observer of the Massacre of the Zucchini People'.

el Cliffo made a few notes in his ledger, totalling up the losses, and finding them most agreeable. In that moment, the man had transformed from saviour to observer. The weight that was taken from his shoulders as the mantle was removed felt good. He'd never liked zucchini anyway, and the invasion had been good for the local economy.

domesticvixen said...

And now has moved on to the People of the Broccoli.

El Cliff said...

I'm apparently the Donald Rumsfeld of the vegetable kingdom. Now there's the guy to crush that vile Princess tomato beneath his steely fist!

As for broccoli, I actually have no problems with that particular veggie. Odd, I know, for someone to like it and detest zucchini, but I gots to be me.

Liam J. said...

You're not so weird, Cliff. I don't like zucchini on its own either. It goes well IN things, just like eggplant.

El Cliff said...

Y'know, I DO enjoy cucumber. I think that, in truth, it's not that I dislike zucchini, it's that I miss everything that makes it NOT cucumber.

And, yes, eggplant in things is awesome. things such as lasagna.

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