19 January 2006

Sometimes I wonder why I feel like I'm going looney. Then I look around my house and notice things like:

- Fingers eating empty gelatine capsules. How good could those possibly taste?!

- Jack running around outside barking at snowflakes.

- Nicholas coming up with phrases like "That's why they say 'Never play with a fool's peanut!'" and "Your boobs are Lily treasure-boxes,".

- Dumb people calling me and getting the wrong number giving me attitude. No, my name is not Joy and if you repeat the name followed by a last name and some guy's name our house will not magically transform into said household.

Uh huh.

8 comments:

Baron Von Cliff said...

Okay, Nicholas is a genius! In all seriousness, you need to begin writing this stuff down somewhere, because those are fantastic.

Sean Woods said...

"Never play with a fool's peanut!" IS really freaking funny.

AND wise.

Liam J. said...

Cliff, you realize that they are preserved forever within the bloggiverse, right?

That's like written down.

KimProbable said...

I'm still trying to figure out what a fool's peanut is exactly.

Kyle said...

A fool and his peanut are soon buttered.

Baron Von Cliff said...

I think it's one of those statements that's so smart, nobody will ever fully comprehend it.

bloggiverse, eh? Wait a minute...is this a system of some kind?!

Liam J. said...

Actually, the bloggiverse is the only thing on the internet that is completely system-free.

Baron Von Cliff said...

Phew! Okay, good. I was worried for a minute, there.

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