Sometimes I wonder why I feel like I'm going looney. Then I look around my house and notice things like:
- Fingers eating empty gelatine capsules. How good could those possibly taste?!
- Jack running around outside barking at snowflakes.
- Nicholas coming up with phrases like "That's why they say 'Never play with a fool's peanut!'" and "Your boobs are Lily treasure-boxes,".
- Dumb people calling me and getting the wrong number giving me attitude. No, my name is not Joy and if you repeat the name followed by a last name and some guy's name our house will not magically transform into said household.
Uh huh.
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1 year ago
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Okay, Nicholas is a genius! In all seriousness, you need to begin writing this stuff down somewhere, because those are fantastic.
"Never play with a fool's peanut!" IS really freaking funny.
AND wise.
Cliff, you realize that they are preserved forever within the bloggiverse, right?
That's like written down.
I'm still trying to figure out what a fool's peanut is exactly.
A fool and his peanut are soon buttered.
I think it's one of those statements that's so smart, nobody will ever fully comprehend it.
bloggiverse, eh? Wait a minute...is this a system of some kind?!
Actually, the bloggiverse is the only thing on the internet that is completely system-free.
Phew! Okay, good. I was worried for a minute, there.
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