This morning I tried to get in touch with Liam via his office phone for over an hour an a half. I found out later that he was in a safety meeting, but for whatever reason I had myself convinced that he was in the hospital after crashing his car on the way to work. Yeah.
Anyhow, in light of Liam not being dead I decided to write this so he knows how much we like him in his not-dead state.
An Ode to Lum
We love Lum
Because he's great.
He puts food
Upon our plate.
The kids don't call
Him Pops or Dad,
But Poppa John
Ain't so bad.
We like to gaze
At his bald head.
But mostly we like
That he's not dead.
PRENATAL CARE or PRENATAL SCARE?
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Never in my life have I felt so loved. Honestly.
Huzzah for Liam continuing to breathe!
Although, really, it WOULD be funny if he was killed in a safety meeting. Y'know, funny after the tears and stuff. Yeah.
Hell, considering the state of most music today, you should send that ditty off to a record label. Judging from their dreck recently, the Black Eyed Peas will do just about anything right about now.
I'd be willing to put this on my upcoming Death Metal label.
Are you sure you didn't feel more loved when Stu Traber (from Taber) revealed his true feelins for you?
"Does Liam know I love him? Tell Liam I love him. I love that guy. Does he know that I love him?"
Ah, drunken Stu.
Magic Word: "pghug." This hug is rated PG.
I mostly just felt aggravated by that phone call, Sean.
Well, at least he was bombed. Otherwise, that's just creepy.
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