18 November 2005

Last night, Liam and I were out doing some Christmas shopping. After making a pit stop to change Lillian's dirty diaper, I decided that I'd may as well make my own stop as well. When I went into the bathroom stall, I noticed that they had one of those sanitary toilet seat paper cover dispensers. It made me wonder a few things.

Are there ever any paper covers in those things? I've yet to see one that isn't empty.

Do people really thing that a little piece of paper is going to save them from the bum cooties on the toilet seat?

If they're really so concerned, why don't they just hover over the seat?

What types of bum cooties can you actually contract from sitting on a public toilet?

Maybe it's just me, but the whole thing seems more than a little bit silly.


Liam J. said...

Heh heh. Bum cooties.

bhlnavoq: Bum has love. Not a virus or qooties.

KimProbable said...

I don't think you should be discussing bum love in public.

domesticvixen said...

What you two do in private stays private!

And with all of that bum love, it's a wonder that Lillian ever came into existence.

Dylan said...

Late night ass pokings.

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